“Dear Justin, I would appreciate if u come to India along with N SYNC guys. Its a long time that your fans in India have heard u sing together.Love u all and hope u keep singing for your fans across the globe for years and years together. ”

“If you are ever in a room with me and there happen to be 1000 cheeseburgers around, I'll shove them along with your tiny dick and balls down your throat inside of two seconds. What I'd do if I were you: stay as far away as is possible. Hire someone who knows how to read a map to ensure that your precise location (satellites are good for this, look up the word dictionary, then find a dictionary and proceed with the research) is as far away from me AT ALL TIMES as is achievable. That means if I'm at the tip of the North Pole, you are at the tip of the South Pole. The South Pole is down, you know? Look doowwwnn nowwwwwww....aha! Your dick just shrunk another .1 inches! You are now qualified to win that world's smallest dick contest the entire planet thinks you should enter! Hi five to the five alive, ho. -Jon Takiff ”

“It must have been pretty tough in that Disney ghetto, right, nothingdick fairy fucker? Seriously honey, whenever I see you one of two things happens: I either laugh hysterically or I run quickly to the bathroom in the hopes that the toilet will catch the vomit that automatically shoots out of my mouth (sometimes I have to actually dive into the bathroom). Am I placing the proper emphasis on how much cock you suck? No? I agree. Not nearly good enough for an artist of your stature. You're right...not good enough. Ok well, no one's perfect honey, not even me! -Jon Takiff”

“Every human being on earth, from now until the end of time, in every moment in time, when presented with an image of you (moving, or otherwise) will think this thought (and I will repeat it here just to get it going...): "Justin Timberlake is the corniest motherfucker of all time." "Justin Timberlake is the corniest motherfucker of all time." "Justin Timberlake is the corniest motherfucker of all time." "Justin Timberlake is the corniest motherfucker of all time." "Justin Timberlake is the corniest motherfucker of all time." "Justin Timberlake is the corniest motherfucker of all time." "Justin Timberlake is the corniest motherfucker of all time." "Justin Timberlake is the corniest motherfucker of all time." "Justin Timberlake is the corniest motherfucker of all time." "Justin Timberlake is the corniest motherfucker of all time." "Justin Timberlake is the corniest motherfucker of all time." I use the quotes there honeytoast just so people can kind of get USED to saying AND thinking it, ya know there dickless nothingdick? Riiiiiight. Riiiiiight. Tooootally fucked dude. Right here, right now....you....aka Mr. Timberquack, are fucked forever...and by forever...I mean...until the end of time. TimberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrCloooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE -Jon Takiff”

“Dear Justin Timberlake: You are the corniest motherfucker in the entire world. You will never work in any industry as long as I am around. Why, raper of culture and supreme deushnozzle deluxe? Because I am going to be the president and there will be thousands of websites about what a piece of shit deushbag talentless cornball you are. I say that, but what it boils down to is this t-shirt company I'm starting. It's very exclusive, just like you! We put out one product (albeit in mass quantities in every country) ...to wit! T shirts that read this: Justin Timberlake: Corniest motherfucker of all time. Why are you still reading this Justin? C'mon man, get printing! These are going to be all over the place pretty soon! You could probably sell them to your friends to get money for a bus pass so's you can get to the welfare line!!! Yeah! Welfare line, Justin Timberla I mean Timberclown! Timber, clown. -Jon (your worst nightmare) Takiff. ”

“Concert was amazing!!!!!!!!!!! Justin did his thing up there. Best night of my life!!!! Justin, you should come out with another album. You should come to San Diego. You have no idea how much money I would pay for a front row center ticket. I LOVE YOU JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

“wish I could come :´-( Pls make a concert in L.A !!!!!!!!!!!!!''' Bye =) Luck 4 2morrow =)”

“wish i could be there.. Guys try to check out my channel I have versions of Justins songs like What goes around comes around and Losing my Way. --> www.youtube.com/user/jacastv”

“justin... come to hong kong or macau plz we are waiting for you!”

“When you come to brazil???? Kiss”